Looking at this situation, the evil Lord waited a little while before saying "condom!" "
Poof!
Poof!
Poof!
The three masters, the Dark King, the Destroyer and the Devastator, didn’t hold back from spraying the liquor in their mouths … But after all, they are masters with a tacit understanding and turned to the evil Lord to spray it in the past.
Of course, the evil Lord deliberately waited for them to drink before telling the answer. Could he be very flexible without any precautions and hide from three fountains in a flash?
The dark king poured himself a glass of wine again, poured himself a glass of wine for the evil Lord, and then raised his glass and asked, "How much did it cost?"
The evil Lord returned to his seat, raised his glass and said, "500 thousand!" "
"What condoms are valuable?" The dark king thought about it and found that there was no such thing in his brain. A condom worth 500 thousand Taiwan dollars really made him a little hard to imagine that even diamonds could not be so valuable …
"You don’t know!"
Not only the evil Lord, but also the fallen Lord and the destroyer are more surprised than looking at the dark king
The evil Lord said, "I have always known everything since I met you. I didn’t expect that there were things you didn’t know!" "
"Yes!" The fallen devil sighed with emotion, "I didn’t expect you to know this!" "
"Even I know things …" The destroyer shook his head and said, "It seems that you have never been the same as us since you were a child. That thing is very cheap in this era. If you sell it at the market price, one million will be easy! Of course, in our time, the price will hardly rise and fall. "
“……”
The dark king talked about a million Taitai condoms! !
And it seems that it can be sold even more outrageous! !
The dark Lord is not very interested in this, otherwise how could he not know it? But to satisfy the simplicity of three hands wanting to educate themselves, he said, "Let’s talk about it!"
So the king of destruction, the devil of destruction, and the evil Lord all said one word at a time.
"The name of this condom is called extreme magic condom!"
"The first function is inflation … you should imagine that an inflatable condom has such a powerful impact on women’s physiology and psychology!"
"The second function is that friction can match the lines there and automatically generate corresponding matching lines to enhance friction to the limit."
"The third function can enhance that function if worn for a long time!"
"The fourth function is a real function. After wearing it, you don’t worry about holding your urine, but you can use a lot of liquid …"
"The fifth function can freely choose contraception and non-contraception … Of course, the general situation is contraception."
"The sixth function …"
"It is said that when this thing was just created, the creator wore it to an informal hotel and ko hundreds of prostitutes one night … but it was precisely because this creator was caught by some dude who envied this ability very much that he was tortured and finally cut off his penis and injected with impotence gene that the secret of this condom was revealed."
“……”
The dark king listened and felt very wrong. He looked at the evil Lord and asked, "You mean you picked that condom from a special part of the body?"
The evil Lord nodded and said, "yes, I have this kind of thing, and I must have been wearing it all the time. How can I take it off and put it in my pocket?" You know, this thing also has a certain protection ability for special parts. If I hadn’t hit the other side with one foot and hurt the other side, it wouldn’t be as painful as I expected, and then I would have missed it! "
The dark king said with a wry smile, "no wonder you sold this thing instead of keeping it for yourself!" "
The evil Lord angered, "Nonsense, if it is new, how can I sell this thing? It is available if I want to buy it, but it is impossible to buy a new base. It is good enough that one of the 10 thousand is new."
The dark king cooperated very much and asked, "This thing is so valuable that it seems that you shouldn’t ask for more and sell it?"
"Hunger sales are limited to 100,000 a year!"
"Then where can I buy a new one?"
The evil Lord didn’t even think about answering directly, "Of course, he ordered from the Star oo Planet Corporation and generally ordered ten years ago!"
“……”
After chatting, the dark king said, "Let’s talk about a special training plan."
The king of destruction, the devil of destruction, and the evil Lord let go of the glass and do it well.
"mystifying!" When the Devastator said something, he simply raised his glass and drank it. So did the Dark King and the Destroyer.
